December 2011
33 posts
africans:
one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES
TOO MANY POPES
amandasophia:
Also trying to convince mum to get me a lego death star for christmas. She needs more reasons than “it is frackin’ amazing!”
hahahahahahahaha I was in the lego store today doing the exact same thing! you know you’re related when……
person: i love that team
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies
You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...
– William Shakespeare (via rainbrolly)
Hahaha, this is why the internet is great. Not only does this sound nothing like Shakespeare, do you think they had umbrellas in the 1600s? Seriously.
amandasophia asked: What is up with this beauty and kissing crap?! YOU ARE NOT TIFFANY. BACK TO HOCKEY.